Official Welsh Diagnostic · Est. 1247 · fuck you!!
One question. Two fields. A lifetime of suspicion confirmed in under three seconds. Also: fuck you!!
The Roster · Updated Daily by Postman Dai · fuck you!!
A lovingly curated who's-who of valley enthusiasts, lifelong "shepherds", and one suspiciously affectionate vicar. fuck you!!
"Insists it was 'just the once'. Has said this 47 times. fuck you!!"
"Owns 14 sheep. Named them all Kevin. Even the ewes. fuck you!!"
"Has a podcast about it. 3 listeners. All sheep. fuck you!!"
"We don't talk about the vicar. The vicar talks about the vicar. fuck you!!"
"Says he's 'just visiting the countryside'. For 11 years. fuck you!!"
"You know which one. Don't make us say it. fuck you!!"
Heritage · fuck you!!
Every diagnostic is hand-finished by a man named Idris in a draughty shed outside Aberystwyth. Idris has never been wrong. Idris has also never been right about anything else, but on this — on this — Idris is infallible. fuck you!!